Trophies

Here's a guide on how to get most of the trophies! 

"First Message" - 1 point
Post your first message to the site. Glad you finally gathered the courage!

"Somebody Likes You!" - 2 points
Accumulate one like on a post. Hey look, she likes you!

"Keeps Coming Back" - 5 points
Post 30 messages in total. Well colour me Surprised!

"I Like It A Lot" - 5 points
Accumulate 25 likes on your posts. Looks like you're getting popular around these parts!

"Remembrance" - 5 points
Be active during the site's anniversary, April 14th. Remember to take off your hats.

"Can't Stop!" - 10 points
Post 100 messages in total. I can't even count that high!

"Seriously Likable!" - 10 points
Accumulate 100 likes on your posts. Yep. Still can't count that high.

"Can't Get Enough of Your Stuff" - 15 points
Accumulate 250 likes on your posts. Wow, aren't you a show off!

"Don't Stop Now" - 15 points
Post 500 messages in total. I'm not even this far yet!

"Addicted" - 20 points
Post 1,000 messages in total. When are you running for User of the month?

"I LOVE IT!" - 20 points
Accumulate 500 likes on your posts. Hot damn!

"SO... MANY... POSTS!" - 25 points
Post 2,500 messages in total. So which member are you trying to impress?

"Post Behemoth!" - 50 points
PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

"I Think You Need a Lear Jet" - 4 points
Donate to our site. I guess we're just giving up on being humble.

"Supporter of The State" - 5 points
Bring 3 new members to the site! 0 + 3 = a happy me!

"Friend in You" - 15 points
Bring 15 new users to the place! Who needs commercials when we have you?

"Machiavellian Manipulator" - 30 points
Bring 30 new players to the game! Thanks for being our free little ad.

"Amiable Apostle" - 50 points
Bring 50 new cards to the table! Glad to know we wasted so much on promotion.

"Paperback Writer" - 5 points
Publish an article to the site. Buy yourself a news cap or two! We'll cover the costs!

"#StaffMasterRace" - 10 points
Become a member of the staff team. You'll probably get this one if you believe hard enough!

"Hardback Writer" - 10 points
Publish 5 articles to the site. We'll also cover the shipping.

"Prestigious Member" - 20 points
Stick out enough to be noticed! I've heard this one also comes with curly fries.

"Benevolent Dictator" - 20 points
Become staff member of the month.

"What Pumpkin?" - 5 points
Happy Halloween! Seriously though, what?

"Gift Rummager" - 5 points
Merry Christmas, or whatever other holiday you may or may not celebrate!

"Pilgrim" - 5 points
Don't be thankful for us; We're thankful for you!

"Platonic Lover" - 5 points
Exist on Valentines day, single or not.

"Born in The USA!" - 5 points
Apply the USA theme when it's available from the 3rd to 5th of July. I don't have a quip for this one

"The Treaty" - 5 points
PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

"Happy Birthday!" - 10 points
Spend your birthday in the only place worth spending anything in: Culturespawn!

"One Year Older" - 15 points
Sit around and wait a year. This one is pretty self explanatory.

"Cynical Bastard" - 3 points
"Pull up a chair and grab a martini; sit with me as we watch the world burn."

"Rider on The Storm" - 3 points
PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

"The Chief" - 3 points
You're too well armed.

"Prince of Plots" - 3 points
PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

"Something Fishy" - 3 points
Try looking in the sewers.

"Old Faithful" - 3 points
PLACEHOLDER FOR WHEN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THIS ONE REPLACES IT.

"Second Skin" - 5 points
Enable Two Step Verification on your account. I wish my lock was that big..

"Bean Master" - 5 points
Use the bean theme along with the "beanspeak" language. This will be our little secret, okay?

"You're Literally the Best" - 100 points
I'm not really sure if you CAN get this badge??